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[Confused]

Being a Brit, I’d never heard the expression “bogan” before. I found this definition online:

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or sixoffspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby. 
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans). 
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females. 
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate. 
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously. 

So there you have it!

Does that sound like you @Confused ?

Using tremendous skill and flair, I managed to get this thread fully back on topic in post #24.  Then @Pim & @Axel come along.....  Oh well....

Anyway, I'm off out now to see if any shops are open, I need to stock up on a few more tinnies....

Happy new year guys!