30-Mar-2016, 13:20
(This post was last modified: 30-Mar-2016, 13:34 by deviousalet.)
We at Deviousalet LLC have created an entirely unique algorithm called PDP (Prédictions Devialet Précis) which will, with 110% accuracy, tell us exactly how Devialet is going to revolutionize the audiophile industry and the exact dates on which they will release every new innovation.
Please follow me on Farcebook, Twit, and Instagramcracker to get the latest, and look for the release soon*. In the mean time you can read all about how much rapper Lay-Z loves watching our logo run around the dog track on my sponsored whippet named Fu.
Deviousalet LLC is a leading purveyor of high-end marketing in our third round of funding from affluent angels (and their boss). We are staffed by 3 nobel laureates in engineering, 237 con artists in marketing, and 2.7 interns in customer support. All other information will be provided soon*.
*Soon is covered by patent #3783BS as well can copyrighted and trademarked in all jurisdictions.
Please follow me on Farcebook, Twit, and Instagramcracker to get the latest, and look for the release soon*. In the mean time you can read all about how much rapper Lay-Z loves watching our logo run around the dog track on my sponsored whippet named Fu.
Deviousalet LLC is a leading purveyor of high-end marketing in our third round of funding from affluent angels (and their boss). We are staffed by 3 nobel laureates in engineering, 237 con artists in marketing, and 2.7 interns in customer support. All other information will be provided soon*.
*Soon is covered by patent #3783BS as well can copyrighted and trademarked in all jurisdictions.
